klo-s-to-me:

Oriental Turquoise
China Glaze : Turned up turquoise n°70345
Mini Bourjois Anniversaire Année 2006
Pueen Stamping plate n°24

klo-s-to-me:

Oriental Turquoise

China Glaze : Turned up turquoise n°70345

Mini Bourjois Anniversaire Année 2006

Pueen Stamping plate n°24

jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”